I recently was sent this link by a good friend. Please look at it before reading the rest. (really, she is a good friend)
http://www.alternet.org/story/37808/



Okay
You got me.
I am converted.
I will change my party affiliation.

I'll embrace the party that wants to make sure every woman has the right to have her unborn, full term child delivered until only it's head is still in the birth canal and then have it's head crushed and the brains sucked out. We must protect that poor woman's fragile health.

I'll embrace the party that thinks science can answer all questions. That thinks Christians are all hate mongering zealots but will make sure witchcraft and Islam is taught in our schools as a study in "tolerance".

I think it is "okay" to encourage our fifth graders to read about "alternative" lifestyles at their most impressionable age. We sure do need more confused kids in our school system so that all our liberal "comrades" teachers can more easily mold them into socially acceptable adults who will accept the benevolent "assistance" of their kind hearted government.

I don't think anyone who makes $50,000.00 or more really "needs" all that extra cash and property when there are so many others who are to tired or injured or just depressed to actually have to work.

I think we should just let the rest of the world alone. Well, not alone actually, so much of the world lives under crushing poverty. We must give all of the rulers of poor countries lots of our money. Let those rulers determine how best to spend it. If they hate us, all the better, so we may continue to change them with the love and understanding only cash can provide.
We should never stick our imperialistic, empire building noses into the affairs of any country. It should not matter to us if the people of those countries are being thrown into shredders,(purchased with all that money we send) alive, in front of their families. I am sure there is a good reason those women and girls got raped and mutilated. What business is it of ours if the rulers gas a few troublesome ethnic minorities? What better way to provide homes for the peaceful, loyal subjects who don't disagree with them? Besides didn't we show them the way when we eradicated the natives of our own land?

Yes, I am looking forward to the day when the government controls all those pesky capitalistic industries sucking the hope out of us poor, defenseless citizens. I want more sterling, well run agencies like the IRS and the USPS. With them as an example we can be assured of timely delivery of our energy needs and effective transportation of all that stuff we buy at the stores every day. What a glorious time it will be when our benevolent government tells us what we really need and supplies it to us. Just think, no more shortages, every person will get all the health care the government knows we need. The government will make sure we develop new medicines and train our doctors and approve our school curriculums. Hmmmm, this sounds familiar.... OH! I remember now. Carl Marx wrote a great book about this very thing. To bad the Soviet Union and China and Cuba didn't read it more carefully. I know for sure we could make it work if we just tried a little harder than they did.

Yep
I am converted
We liberals are sure to make this a really great country.
(You know I love you my dear liberal friend)
Iza

Now, if anyone who doesn't know me reads this, understand, this is dramatized. It is not intended to be an actual characterization of all liberals. I don't really think all democrat's are liberal. If I hurt anyone's feelings please accept my most humble apologies. Please move ASAP to Cuba. Lord knows they need you over there.